Although I don't find the original post to be a troll, (despite the
title), I could not resist poking some fun...
---- Still Alive? ----
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS!!"
It's hard to overstate, my satisfaction.
D programming Language:
We do what we must, because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying, over every mistake.
You just keep on trying, till you run out of code.
And the desiderata gets achieved.
And you make a neat module, for the people who are, still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my compiler, and killed me.
And tore the linker to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because, I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data, make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are, still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else, to help you?
Maybe the Go Language?
THAT WAS A JOKE! HAHA - FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this code is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking, when there's science to do!
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are, still alive.
And believe me I am, still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm, still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm, still alive.
While you're dying I'll be, still alive.
And when you're dead I will be, still alive.
Bruno Medeiros - Software Engineer